And what could be more soothing than a nice bowl of

Giant Baked Shells, in three-cheese béchamel!

I mean really folks, of all the absolutely incomprehensible things that are happening in the world today, the size of these shells are one of them, they’re huge…. they’re probably the best shells you’ve ever seen…. believe me.

In addition to copious amounts of beer and wine we have today, we will also have

Pasta Mista, alla  Amatriciana

and

Pappardelle, alla Bolognese.